Jokes

I’m going to name my kid Caution. Why? So that people that know me will have a completely different mental picture when they hear the phrase, “He threw caution into the wind”. PS. I will do a full update later.

A speedboat down nearing the bottom of his financial barrel finally gets a job as a real estate agent after trying for jobs everywhere. Why he didn’t get a job elsewhere I have no idea, but this company decided to take him on. At first everything goes great for him. He’s getting plenty of calls…

So these puns are of my own creation, with the exception of the neutron one, that one inspired all these. They’ve gone on my Facebook, but I figured I’d have a better place to keep them. A hill and a farm were having a chat. The hill wanted to know why the farm could grow…