A speedboat down nearing the bottom of his financial barrel finally gets a job as a real estate agent after trying for jobs everywhere. Why he didn’t get a job elsewhere I have no idea, but this company decided to take him on. At first everything goes great for him. He’s getting plenty of calls to show houses, and even a few high end condos in the downtown core. But after a month, he still hasn’t been able to close the deal with any of the callers and the owners of the houses he is responsible for are starting to get restless. Two weeks later he gets called into the boss’s office. The boss says to him, “Speedy, I’m afraid I’m going to have to let you go. You’re a great worker, but you just haven’t got any sales (sails).”
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