My own creation
by Sorean on Apr.05, 2010, under Jokes
So these puns are of my own creation, with the exception of the neutron one, that one inspired all these. They’ve gone on my Facebook, but I figured I’d have a better place to keep them.
A hill and a farm were having a chat. The hill wanted to know why the farm could grow so much and the hill could not. The farm replied, “I’m not inclined to tell you anything.”
Some oxygen and hydrogen atoms got into a huge fight, after a while all you could see was this cloud of mist start to rise. My friend pipes up, “Aw, would you look at that, they’re bonding.”
A base and an acid walk into a bar and start getting trashed. After a while they start throwing out racist remarks and degrading comments about pretty much everyone in the bar. Having no one respond, the two leave the bar. I ask the bartender, “What’s with those two?” The bartender responds, “Those two? Just ignore them, they’re just trying to get a reaction.”
A proton is walking home late at night and got robbed in a dark alley. Scared he goes to the nearest police station and reports it to the Desk Sargent. The Sargent hands him a book of mug shots to file a police report. After a few pages the proton exclaims, “That’s him! Billy McRobberson.” The Desk Sargent asks, “Are you sure that’s him?” The proton replies, “I’m positive.”
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a few drinks, proceeds to get completely wasted and starts trashing the bar. He breaks a few chairs, rips up the felt on the pool table, and gets kick out of the place. He feels really bad about it the next morning so he goes back to the bar. Bartender calls the cops afraid that he’s going to do more damage. The cops arrive and say, “We can’t charge him”.
Okay, that’s it for now. Tomorrow will be a real update with the highlights of the past month.
- Sorean
